Eden
Synonyms Eden

Eden

Garden of Eden

Pandemonium

Shangri-la

dreamland

dystopia

faerie

fairyland

heaven

kingdom come

land of dreams

land of enchantment

land of faerie

land of plenty

land of promise

lotus land
Funny jokeA man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten
again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
and they
went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park
- the Death
Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a
go on every ride
there was.
She staggered out of the theme
park five hours later, her head reeling
and her stomach
turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At
last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into
bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey,
I meant dress
size!"
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