Europe
Synonyms Europe

Europe

America

Levant

Middle East

Near East

New World

Occident

Orient

continent

down under

landmass

main

mainland

peninsula

subcontinent

the old country
Examples of use word Europe Example 1Before going to
Europe (synonyms of word Europe above) on business, a man
drove his
Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask
for an
immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken a
back, and
requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my
Rolls-Royce",
the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car
driven into the
bank's underground parking for safekeeping, and
gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the
bank's doors, and asked to
settle up his loan and get his car back. The
loan officer checked the
records and told him, "That will be $5,000
in principal, and $15.40 in
interest." The man wrote out a check,
thanked the loan officer, and
started to walk away.
"Wait
sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out
you
are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow?
The
man smiled. "Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in
Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
Read more about this joke.Example 2A father, mother, and son were going to
Europe (synonyms of word Europe above)
and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They
didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they
told him
that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb,
and that the
woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
When they got to
the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son
and asked where his
dad was. The boy said, "Well, the last time I
saw him he was talking
to this really, really, really dumb blond,
and the longer they talked
the dumber he got."
Read more about this joke.Example 3Before going to
Europe (synonyms of word Europe above) on business, a man drove
his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for
an
immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a
back, and
requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my
Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car
driven into the
bank's underground parking for safekeeping, and gave
him 6,000. Two
weeks later, the man walked through the bank's
doors, and asked to settle
up his loan and get his car back. The loan
officer checked the records
and told him, "That will be $6,000 in
principal, and $18.40 in
interest." The man wrote out a check,
thanked the loan officer, and started
to walk away. "Wait sir," the loan
officer said, "while you were
gone, I found out you are a
millionaire. Why in the world would you need to
borrow? The man smiled.
"Where else could I securely park my
Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for t
wo weeks and pay only $18.40?"
Read more about this joke.Example 4There is a story about a monastery in
Europe (synonyms of word Europe above)
perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.
The
only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket
which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with
all their strength.
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in
that basket was terrifying.
One tourist got exceedingly nervous
about half-way up as he noticed that
the rope by which he was suspended
was old and frayed.
With a trembling voice he asked the monk who
was riding with him in the
basket how often they changed the rope.
The monk thought for a moment
and answered brusquely, "Whenever it
breaks."
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