FBI
Synonyms FBI

FBI

Federal

Gestapo

Interpol

Mounties

Scotland Yard

Sherlock Holmes

constabulary

county police

detective

fed

highway patrol

hotel detective

house detective

house dick

inquiry agent
Examples of use word FBI Example 1The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch
it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.
The
FBI (synonyms of word FBI above) goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn
the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and
they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes
in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The
bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2The phone rings at
FBI
headquarters.
"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the
call, sir."
The next day,
FBI (synonyms of word FBI above) agents descend on the neighbor's
house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They
swear at the neighbors and
leave.
The phone rings at the
neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the
FBI (synonyms of word FBI above)
come?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's
your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
Read more about this joke.Example 3Did you hear about the TV show
with
FBI (synonyms of word FBI above)
agents and witches?
It's called The Hex-Files.
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