I
Synonyms I

I

ace

alter

alter ego

atom

better self

breath

breath of life

divine breath

ego

ethical self

he

heart

her

herself

him
Examples of use word I Example 1What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
I (synonyms of word I above) just got
laid a minute
ago."
Read more about this joke.Example 2Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the
tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up
against
a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is
going on accountant number one jams something in
accountant number
two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two
whispers, "What
is this?" to which accountant number one replies,
"it's that $50
I (synonyms of word I above)
owe you."
Read more about this joke.Example 3An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
his doctor. "Doctor,
I (synonyms of word I above) just can't get to sleep at
night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the
problem -
I (synonyms of word I above) make a mistake and then spend three hours
trying to find
it."
Read more about this joke.Example 4A patient was at her doctor's office after
undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some
very grave
news for you. You only have six months to
live."
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should
I (synonyms of word I above) do?"
The doctor
replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?"
asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM
longer."
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