Mafia
Synonyms Mafia

Mafia

black market

bootlegging

gambling

gangland

grey market

illegal commerce

illegal operations

illegitimate business

illicit business

narcotics traffic

organized crime

prostitution

protection racket

racket

shady dealings
Examples of use word Mafia Example 1The
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above) was looking
for a new man to make weekly
collections from
all the private businesses that they were
'protecting'.
Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use
a deaf
person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't
be able to
communicate to the police what he was doing.
Well,
on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000.
He
gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe
place.
The
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above) soon realizes that their collection is late, and
sends some
of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the
deaf
collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector
can't
communicate with them, so the
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above) drags the guy to an
interpreter.
The
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above) hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the
money is."
The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"
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The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The
interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what
you're
talking about."
The hood pulls out a large gun and places it
in the ear of the deaf
collector. "NOW ask him where the money is."
The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"
The deaf
man replies, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the
third tree
stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate ."
The
interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what
you're
talking about, and doesn't think you have the guts to pull
the
trigger."
Read more about this joke.Example 2The
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above) was looking for a new man to make
weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were
'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide
to use a
deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to get
caught, he
wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was
doing.
In his first week, the deaf collector picks up more than
$40,000. He
gets greedy, decides to keep the money, and stashes it in
a safe place.
The
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above) boss soon realizes the collection is
late and sends some of
his thugs after the deaf collector. The thugs
drag the guy to an
interpreter.
The right-hand man says to
the interpreter, "Ask him where da money
is."
The
interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"
The deaf collector signs, "I
don't know what you're talking about."
The interpreter tells
the main man, "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking abo
ut."
The main man pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of
the deaf
collector. "NOW ask him where da money is."
The
interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"
The deaf collector
signs, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump in Central
Park just east of the
big fountain."
The interpreter's eyes light up, and he says to
the thug, "He says he
still doesn't know what you're talking
about, and doesn't think you
have the guts to pull the trigger."
Read more about this joke.Example 3How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above) don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the
big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
Read more about this joke.Example 4Q: How many
Mafia (synonyms of word Mafia above)
hitmen does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and
one to shoot the
witness.
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