Moses
Synonyms Moses

Moses

Isaiah

Jeremiah

Jonah

prophet
Examples of use word Moses Example 1When Abraham Liebowitz
gets to school he
discovers that he is the only
Jewish kid in the class. But it's a
decent town and nobody really
bothers
him.
One day the
teacher asks the class "Who was the greatest person who
ever
lived? and why?" And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar
bill
in the air and said "whoever gives the best answer will get
this
twenty
dollars".
All of the kids called out their
guesses.
One said "George Washington - because he was the father
of our
country."
"That's excellent" said the teacher.
Another said "Abraham Lincoln - because he freed the slaves."
"That's also good" said the teacher, reluctant to bestow an
excellent, but
still being polite.
One little girl said "Joan
of Arc - because she saved France."
Another excellent choice
said the teacher.
Then Abraham Liebowitz, raised his hand.
nSo the teacher called on him. "Abraham, who do you think was the
greatest
person who ever lived, and why?"
And Abraham said
"Jesus Christ."
The teacher was shocked. "Abraham," she said "I'm
very surprised.
Class,
I think we can all agree that Abraham
should get the twenty dollars."
And
she handed Abraham Liebowitz
the money.
At recess, the teacher was still very impressed. So she
asked Abraham
why
he said Jesus.
Abraham said "Look,
personally I think
Moses (synonyms of word Moses above) was the greatest person
who
ever lived,
but... business is business!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2Q: Why did
Moses (synonyms of word Moses above) wander in the desert for 40
years?
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Read more about this joke.Example 3Johnny was asked
by his mother what he
had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, mum, our teacher told us
how God sent
Moses (synonyms of word Moses above) behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the
Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea he had his
engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his
walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow
up the bridge and saved the
Israelites."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher
taught you?" his
mother asked.
"Well, no, mom, but if I told
it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it."
Read more about this joke.Example 4Moses,
Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to
the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over
the fairway and lands
in the water trap.
Moses (synonyms of word Moses above) parts the water and
chips the ball onto the
green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits
the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water
trap.
Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The
old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing
over
the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it
falls
into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.
As the
fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops
down and
grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green
where a
lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it.
Startled, the
eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the
ball pops out
of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in
-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't
stop
fooling around, we won't bring you next time."
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