Olympics
Synonyms Olympics

Olympics

bout

carousel

contest

derby

encounter

engagement

field day

fight

game

games

go

gymkhana

joust

match

matching
Examples of use word Olympics Example 1While
participating is the
Olympics (synonyms of word Olympics above) a young gymnast had
her first sexual experience,
going to bed with a stunning foreign
participant. Upon returning to her
hometown, she promptly went to
confession. After receiving absolution,
the gymnast was so delighted
that she did cartwheels down the aisle to
the door. Waiting her turn,
Old Mrs. Ole said to her friend, "can you
believe what Father
Johnson is giving for penance? Of all the days for me
not to be wearing
panties."
Read more about this joke.Example 2An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were
without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer
Olympics (synonyms of word Olympics above)
but
hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was
very
tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a
stern refusal.
While wandering around outside the stadium, the
Englishman came upon
construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing
a length of
scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said,
"Johnson, the pole
vault," and was admitted.
The Scotsman,
overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When
he came up
with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and
said,
"McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted.
The Irishman combed
the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give
up when he spotted
his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he
presented himself
at the gate and announced, "O'Sullivan, fencing."
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