a thousand
Synonyms a thousand

a thousand

billion

million

myriad

thousand

zillion
Examples of use word a thousand Example 1A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a
ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the
zoo. A
twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence
was forty
feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the
kangaroo, "How high
do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said,
"About
a thousand (synonyms of word a thousand above) feet, unless somebody locks the
gate at night!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly
good bloody bulb! We
have had it for
a thousand (synonyms of word a thousand above) years and it has
worked just *fine*.
Read more about this joke.Example 3An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
first
time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand
Emir
was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries,
cheeses,
salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his
manservant Abdul to
fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would
scamper off and
return with a glass of water, but then came the
time when he returned
empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel,
where is my water?
demanded the Grand Emir.
a thousand (synonyms of word a thousand above) pardons, O
Illustrious One, stammered the
wretched Abdul, white man sit on
well.
Read more about this joke.Example 4A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last
night and stole
a thousand (synonyms of word a thousand above) pints of blood.
Police are still
hunting for the clots.
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