Free online dictionary of english synonyms
Free Online dictionary of english synonyms with 20 900 words.
What are synonyms? Synonyms are a group of different word
with identical or at least similar meanings. SynonymsOnline.info
is a dictionary resource for English synonyms.
aboard
Synonyms aboard
aboard
afloat
all aboard
aloft
among us
aye
before the mast
here
hereabout
hereabouts
hereat
hereto
hereunto
hither
in sail
in this place
Examples of use word aboard
Example 1
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard (synonyms of word aboard above) British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. "That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
Read more about this joke.
Example 2
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard (synonyms of word aboard above) Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy." Hillary: "Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy." Al: "Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy." Tipper: "Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."
Read more about this joke.
Example 3
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard (synonyms of word aboard above) Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.
Read more about this joke.
Example 4
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard (synonyms of word aboard above) perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning about your death, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy, a well known botanist says, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest botanists of my time, and left an eternal contribution to the botanical world." The second guy, an ornithologist, says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful birder and made a huge difference in the recovery of our bird populations." The last guy, a scruffy mammalogist, replies, "I would like to hear them say... 'LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!' "
Read more about this joke.
English synonyms online
NEWS
English synonyms online aboard
Example of funny text
Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.