abscond
Synonyms abscond

abscond

abandon

beat a retreat

bolt

bow out

break

bunk

clear out

cut and run

decamp

depart

desert

disappear

elope

evacuate

flee
Funny jokeA drunk stammers out of a bar and
runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus
Christ.''
The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus
Christ.''
So the drunk says it to the second priest.
The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''
The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the
bar with the priests.
The bartender takes on look at the
drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus
Christ, you're here again?''
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