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account
Synonyms account
account
a reckoning of
account current
account for
account of
account rendered
account stated
accounting
accounts
acquaintance
adjudge
adjudicate
advantage
aggregate
allow
allow for
Examples of use word account
Example 1
A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account (synonyms of word account above) number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."
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Example 2
Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account (synonyms of word account above) with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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Example 3
Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn't have an account (synonyms of word account above) there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. "Sure," said Izzard. "There a mirror around here?" "There's one on the wall right beside you," said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief. "Yep!" he said. "It's me, all right!"
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Example 4
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account (synonyms of word account above) and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get. Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs. They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos. The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing. Another series shows her with a different man laughing and dancing. All together, he watches a dozen or so different activities, each with a different man, each time both she and the man are sharing obvious utter glee. "Amazing," said the shocked husband, "simply amazing ! I just can't believe it." "What can't you believe ?" asked the detective, "It's all right there for you to see, plus I have all the times and dates in my log." "I know, I know!" said the man, still in shock, "I just can't believe my wife could be that much fun."
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Example of funny text with word "account"
Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrongaccount (look left to see synonyms of word account)over the next hour.