action
Synonyms action

action

accomplished fact

accomplishment

achievement

act

actions

activeness

activism

activity

acts

address

adventure

aerial combat

affectation

affray

agency
Examples of use word action Example 1Q:
How many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study
committee to decide how
to solve the problem, one Francophone to
complain that I didn't
translate this joke into French, one Native
Canadian to protest that the
interests of Native Canadians have been
overlooked, one woman from the
National
action (synonyms of word action above) Committee On the Status
Of Women to say that women have been
underrepresented in the
process, one to go over the border to the
Niagara Falls Factory Outlet
Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it
on the way back, one
to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on
the whole procedure
so the government can afford it, one to buy a case
of Molson for
everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
Read more about this joke.Example 2A lady was
filling her tank at a gas
station, smoking a cigarette, even though all
the signs say not to. The
fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited,
severely burning her
hands.
But it also lit up her arm, too!
Instead of rolling
on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took
off running
down the street.
A police car was at the intersection where it
happened and he tried to
stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept
running and screaming.
All the officer could think of doing was to
shoot her. This took
everyone by surprise. The officer ran over to
her and put the fire out, then
called for an ambulance.
When
questioned about his course of
action (synonyms of word action above) to stop her, the officer
said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a
fire-arm."
Read more about this joke.Example 3Yo
mama is so fat...that she makes
Godzilla look like an
action (synonyms of word action above) figure
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