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Funny jokeAfter the Great Britain Beer
Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out
for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I
would like the
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off
a bottle from
the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from
Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me 'The
King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him
one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy
from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The
bartender is
a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other
brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you
drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I
figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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