advanced
Synonyms advanced

advanced

a bit previous

a la mode

advanced in life

advanced in years

adventurous

aged

along in years

ameliorated

ancient

avant-garde

beautified

bettered

broad

broad-minded

civilized
Examples of use word advanced Example 1A somewhat
advanced (synonyms of word advanced above) society has figured
how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some
learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills
are
available.
The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for
English literature."
The student takes the pill and swallows it and
has new knowledge about
English literature!
"What else do
you have?" asks the student.
"Well, I have pills for art history,
biology, and world history,"
replies the pharmacist.
The
student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge
about
those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for
math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment." He goes back into
the
storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on
the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires
the student.
The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know ... mat
h always was a little
hard to swallow."
Read more about this joke.Example 2Recently, Germany
conducted some scientific
exploration involving their best scientists. Core
drilling samples
of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the
core
examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running
many
arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced
that
the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone
network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily
impressed. So
they ordered their own scientists to take their core
samples at a depth of
100m. From these samples, they found small pieces
of glass and soon
announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago
already had a nationwide
optical fibre network.
Irish
scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement,
they
ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but
found
absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000
h
years ago were an even more
advanced (synonyms of word advanced above) civilisation, as they
already had a
mobile telephone network in place.
Read more about this joke.Example 3A magician was employed by a
Shipping Line
to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain
owned a
parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by
the
magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, "He
does it with a mirror" or "He's got it up his sleeve." The magician
was furious, but since the bird was a favorite with the captain and he
was anxious to retain his position for future cruises, he
maintained an
angry silence.
One evening as the magician worked, the
parrot continued to harass the
unfortunate man. Sadly the ship ran into
a mine which had become
detached from the sea floor after a storm.
The explosion tore the bow off the
ship which sank within a few
minutes. Amid the wreckage and the
lifeboats, the magician sat on one
end of a table from the first class dining
room. At the other end
sat the parrot, dirty and disheveled, his
feathers caked with f
uel oil. For some time they eyed each other malevolently
saying
nothing. Finally the parrot shook himself and
advanced (synonyms of word advanced above) across
the
table. He fixed the magician with a beady eye. "Okay, I give up,"
he
squawked. "What did you do with the ship?"
Read more about this joke.Example 4Q: Why can't you hear a
viola on a digital
recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an
advanced (synonyms of word advanced above)
level of
development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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