affair
Synonyms affair

affair

activities

activity

adulterous affair

adultery

affairs

amour

artefact

article

at home

attempt

bag

beeswax

business

care

commerce
Examples of use word affair Example 1A husband suspects his wife is having an
affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the
husband
just knew when his wife said:
"Honey, I've told you
once, I've told you twice, I've told you
niner thousand times,
negative on the
affair (synonyms of word affair above) ..."
Read more about this joke.Example 2An old couple in an old folks home are having an
affair, nothing much
they just sit watching TV late at night while
the old woman holds the
old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man
ends the
affair (synonyms of word affair above) because of
another woman. The old woman's distraught
and yells, "WHAT'S THIS OTHER
WOMAN GOT THAT I HAVEN'T!" The old
man smiles and says,
"Parkinson's disease"
Read more about this joke.Example 3A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks
over at him and
says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years,
but, I want a
divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly
increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to
try to talk me out of it, because
I've been having an
affair (synonyms of word affair above) with
your best friend, and he's a better
lover than you."
Again
the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his
hands
on the wheels.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband
speeds up, and now is
doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the
kids too." The husband just keeps driving
faster, and faster, until
he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking
account, and all the credit
cards too." The husband slowly starts to
veer toward a bridge overpass
piling, as she says, "Is there an
ything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything
I need right here."
She asks, "What's that?"
The
husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've
got the
airbag!"
Read more about this joke.Example 4Mrs.
Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh
Marie," she said to her maid, "I
have reason to suspect that my
husband is
having an
affair (synonyms of word affair above) with his secretary."
"I don't
believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just
saying that to
make me jealous !!!"
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