afford
Synonyms afford

afford

accommodate

accommodate with

accord

administer

allot

allow

amount to

award

bear

bear the expense

bestow

bestow on

bring

bring in

clothe
Examples of use word afford Example 1two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a
transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant
afford (synonyms of word afford above) it.so his mate
says to
go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy
says how
will that help? His mate says well from a distance they
will look like
hares.(hairs)
Read more about this joke.Example 2A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he
said, "whatever shall I do? I can't
afford (synonyms of word afford above) a new set."
"Don't
worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother
for you."
The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which
fitted
perfectly.
"This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a
very good
dentist."
"Oh, he's not a dentist," replied the friend,
"he's an
undertaker."
Read more about this joke.Example 3Yo mama so poor she can't
afford (synonyms of word afford above) to pay
attention!
Read more about this joke.Example 4A young accountant, straight out
of uni,
applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is
interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from
scratch.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," says the
man, "but
mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for
me."
"How do you mean?" says the accountant.
"I have lots of
things to worry about, but I want someone else to
worry about money
matters."
"OK," says the accountant. "How much are you
offering?"
"You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the
owner.
"Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this
afford (synonyms of word afford above)
to
pay so much?"
"That," says the man, "is your first
worry."
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