agent
Synonyms agent

agent

Federal

acid

acidity

acolyte

activator

actor

adjutant

administrator

advocate

agency

aid

aide

aide-de-camp

aider

alkali
Examples of use word agent Example 1The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance
agent (synonyms of word agent above) was
going down the list of standard
questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, nary a
one."
"None? You've never had any accidents."
"Nope. Ain't
never had one. Never."
"Well, you said on this form you were bit by
a snake once. Wouldn't
you consider that an
accident?"
"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
Read more about this joke.Example 2A US
Border Patrol
agent (synonyms of word agent above) catches an illegal
alien in the bushes right by the
border fence, he pulls him out and
says "Sorry, you know the law, you've
got to go back across the
border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo
Senior, I must stay in de
USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol
Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard
for him and says
"Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words
in a
sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol
Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and
Yellow. Now use
them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for
about 2 minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green,
Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez
Yellow?"
Read more about this joke.Example 3Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue
agent (synonyms of word agent above) on
couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you --
everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the
world."
Read more about this joke.Example 4At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters
all of ticket
agents were
doing their best to politely process
each passenger as quickly as they
could. A man toward the end of the
snaking line of passengers was
obviously impatient and very
frustrated at having to wait so long in
the
slow moving line. He
finally decided to march right up to the counter
pulling his wheeled
suitcase and demanded that he be given his boarding
pass. The ticket
agent turned, looked at him, blinked, took a shallow,
deep breath
and said, "Sir, as you can see there are many passengers
ahead
of
you. We are doing our best to process the passengers as fast as we
can. I'm afraid you'll have to get back in line". Outraged and red
in the
face, the man yelled at the ticket
agent (synonyms of word agent above) saying, "Do you
know who I
am ???!!!." The ticket
agent (synonyms of word agent above) turned, looked at him,
blinked, took
another
shallow, deep breath, picked up the publi
c address system microphone
and
said calmly, "There is a man
at the Delta ticket counter who does not
know
who he is. Anyone
who may be able to identify this man is asked to
please
step
forward and identify him. Thank you".
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