ahead
Synonyms ahead

ahead

a cut above

above

ahead of time

alee

along

ante

ascendant

before

beforehand

betimes

better

capping

chosen

distinguished

early
Examples of use word ahead Example 1A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made
an
announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight Number 293, nonstop
from New York to Los Angeles. The weather
ahead (synonyms of word ahead above)
is good and
therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now
sit back and
relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back
on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I
scared you earlier, but
while I was talking, the flight-attendant
brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You
should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said,
"That's nothing. You should see the back
of mine!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with
large caliber pistol; pull the
string and she says, "Go
ahead (synonyms of word ahead above) >giggle<
Make my day!"
Read more about this joke.Example 3A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go
ahead (synonyms of word ahead above) and quiz
me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's
the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so
easy! F."
Read more about this joke.Example 4A man has spent many days
crossing the
desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's
crawling
through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all
of
a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several
yards
ahead (synonyms of word ahead above) of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the
sand, and discovers what
looks to be an ash tray from an old car.
He opens it and out pops a genie....
But this is no
ordinary genie. He is wearing a polka dot bow tie and a
plaid sport
coat. There's a dog-eared little book in the breast pocket
with a
blue cover. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, kid,"
says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust
a used car salesman!"
"What do you have to lose? You've
got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!
"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
genie is
right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with
plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The man finds
himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And
he is
surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid,
what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich
beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The Arab finds himself
surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and
precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish.
Better
make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab
says:
"I wish that no matter where I go a beautiful woman will
want and need
me."
***POOF*** He's turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If a used car salesman offers you
anything at no cost, there's going
to be a string attached s
omewhere!
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