air force
Synonyms air force

air force

ace

air arm

air corps

air service

bandit

bogey

escadrille

flight

observer

squadron

strategic air force

tactical air force

wing
Examples of use word air force Example 1After my wife and her former best buddy,
another
air force (synonyms of word air force above) wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means
of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief. Since we both owned
computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they
call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then
call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a conversation about
the contents!
Read more about this joke.Example 2As a crowded airliner is about to
take
off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment
to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated,
embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to
scream
furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from
the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of
an
air force (synonyms of word air force above)
General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle.
Stopping the
flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired,
courtly,
soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest,
whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms
down, gently takes his mother's hand, and
quietly fastens his seat
belt. All the other passengers burst into
spontaneous
applause.
As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the
cabin
attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, General," she ask
s
quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that
little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I
showed him my
pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons,
and explained that they
entitle me to throw one passenger out the
plane door on any flight I
choose."
Read more about this joke.Example 3Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on
air force (synonyms of word air force above)
One. Bill looks at
Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could
throw a $100.00 bill
out the window right now and make one person very
happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I
could
throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very
happy."
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "I
could
throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a
hundred
people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and
says, "I
could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole
country happy."
Read more about this joke.Example 4An Irishman joined the
American
air force (synonyms of word air force above)
and was making his first parachute jump. The
instructor said,
"When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the
ripcord."
When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first
thing
he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"
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