aircraft
Synonyms aircraft

aircraft

aeroplane

carriage

carrier

conveyance

craft

flight

kite

plane

ship

water craft
Examples of use word aircraft Example 1An auditor was examining the balance sheet
of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the
Pilbara
area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was
partly for
the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly
for the
thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of
acres. The auditor,
being very diligent, noted that the value of the
sheep formed a
significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew
that he would have to
verify that asset. He chartered an
aircraft (synonyms of word aircraft above) and
flew up to the station. The
manager was at the airstrip to meet
him.
"Hello," he said. "I'm the auditor. I've come to count the
sheep."
Read more about this joke.Example 2After a real crusher of a landing in
Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought
the
aircraft (synonyms of word aircraft above) to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the
tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll
open the
door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the
terminal."
Read more about this joke.Example 3How does the captain know the
aircraft (synonyms of word aircraft above) is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Read more about this joke.Example 4Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same
aircraft (synonyms of word aircraft above)
declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Negativ, Sir.
It's only the same pilot.
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