backwards
Synonyms backwards

backwards

against the grain

astern

away

back

backward

counter-clockwise

fro

head over heels

inside

inside out

introverted

inversely

inverted

over

rearward
Examples of use word backwards Example 1A fellow decides to
take
off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes
at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After
leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.
When he enters his
house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes
off his shoes and
starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the
stairs though, he
falls over
backwards (synonyms of word backwards above) and lands flat on his back. That
wouldn't
have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint
bottles in
his back pockets, and they broke; the broken glass carved up his
back terribly. Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was
hurt.
A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he
checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was
cut up
terribly. He then repaired the damage as best he could under
the
circumstances, and he went to bed.
The next morn
ing, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he
was
hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when
his
wife came into the bedroom.
"Well, you really tied one on last
night," she said. "Where'd you
go?"
"I worked late," he
said, "and I stopped off for a couple of
beers."
"A couple of
beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got
plastered last
night. Where did you go?"
"What makes you so sure I got drunk last
night, anyway?"
"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when
I got up this
morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the
mirror."
Read more about this joke.Example 2Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
fast?
A: They marched in
backwards (synonyms of word backwards above) and the Polish thought they were
leaving.
Read more about this joke.Example 3A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her
morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how
tired
she looked.
"Yeah" she said, "I didn't sleep well
last night, I had this really
strange dream."
"Do tell" said
her neighbor, pouring the coffee.
"Well, I dreamed I woke up and
went downstairs as usual, but when I
looked in the mirror my face
had turned orange, and my hair was sticking
straight up out of my
head and was green!"
"Sounds like you turned into a punk rocker
or something" the neighbor
said, with a grin.
"No" she said,
"It wasn't like that. It was as if I knew something
was wrong, but
it seemed normal somehow, you know what I mean?"
"Sure" said
the neighbor, "Everybody's had dreams like that."
"Well anyway"
she continued, "I decided to go down and get the mail,
because even
in my dream, I figured I must be dreaming, so what the
heck
if I was orange, you know? So I walk down and get my mail, and I keep
feeling everybody looking at me!
"Then I get a good look at
myself in the big window in front of the
store, and I'll be darned
if I wasn't a carrot! It was such a shock I
stumbled
backwards (synonyms of word backwards above) and
got hit by a truck driven by that nice doctor
down the street. The
last thing I remember before I woke up was him
bending over me,
telling me his diagnosis."
"Wow" laughed the neighbor, "Did you
live?"
"Yeah, I lived" sighed the girl, "But the doctor said I'd
be a
vegetable the rest of my life."
Read more about this joke.Example 4On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police
car driving
uphill backwards.
- Hi guys. Why are you driving
backwards?
- Because we are not sure that we will find the place to
make u-turn on
the top of the mountain.
After one hour the same man
saw the same police car driving downhill
backwards again.
- But
guys, why are you driving
backwards (synonyms of word backwards above) again?
- We have found the place
to make u-turn up there.
Read more about this joke.