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bad news
Synonyms bad news
bad news
aggravation
annoyance
bad person
bad woman
bedevilment
bore
bother
crashing bore
devilment
difficulty
disreputable
dogging
downer
drag
exasperation
Examples of use word bad news
Example 1
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news (synonyms of word bad news above) first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???" Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
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Example 2
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth." Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad news (synonyms of word bad news above) items for you: 1) God really exists and 2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth." Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have good news and bad news: 1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist 2) The bad news (synonyms of word bad news above) is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements: 1) I am one of the three most important people on earth 2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."
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Example 3
Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news (synonyms of word bad news above) is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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Example 4
This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied "that's impossible because I am a virgin". To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up. After the exam the doctor said: " I have good news and bad news, the good news is that you are clean of all STD'S. The bad news (synonyms of word bad news above) is that you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotten"
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English synonyms online bad news
Example of funny text
Originally, BMW was an airplane engine manufacturer.