badly
Synonyms badly

badly

afield

amiss

astray

atrociously

awfully

awry

carelessly

critically

cruelly

damagingly

dangerously

defectively

deficiently

dreadfully

erroneously
Examples of use word badly Example 1A little boy
wanted $100
badly (synonyms of word badly above) and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided to write a letter
to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities
received the letter addressed to the Lord,
USA, they decided to send it
to President Clinton. The President was so
impressed, touched, and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a
$5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little
boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to
write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear
Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual,
those jerks deducted $95.
Read more about this joke.Example 2Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I
in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a
bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news
and some bad news. Which would
you like to hear
first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured
so
badly (synonyms of word badly above) that we had to amputate both of
them.
Patient:
That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in
the next ward who made a very good offer on
your slippers.
Read more about this joke.Example 3A lone tourist who is passing through the
suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical
problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks
the
car by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not
much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm
animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to
explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where
they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders.
Well, it
so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so
engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of
road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction.
The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the
possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other car,
but
unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road.
The tourist
winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs
and a broken arm
and leg and is obviously in extreme pain. The farm
animals are all
messed up very
badly (synonyms of word badly above) and the farmer, although
remaining inside the vehicle,
still suffers cuts and scrapes.
The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals.
The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move. "These
chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens anymore!"
bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and
blows
away the chickens.
Next, he sees the pigs and they are
all lame and bleeding profusely.
"These pigs are all worthless now!
I'll get nothing for them!" yells
the farmer. With great rage, the
farmer reloads his shotgun and blows
away the pigs.
The
farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their
wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and wit
h
that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep.
Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great
horror.
The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch
and looks at the
tourist. "Are you okay down there?" asked the
farmer.
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled
back.
Read more about this joke.Example 4An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer.
How much is
it or the express degree you told me
about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why
do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the
course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His
lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be
paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was
clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned
over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you
wanted to to get a law degree so
badly (synonyms of word badly above) before
you died?"
In a
faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less
lawyer . . ."
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