bait
Synonyms bait

bait

aggravate

allure

allurement

annoy

badger

bait the hook

baited trap

be at

bedevil

beset

birdlime

bite

blandish

bola

bother
Examples of use word bait Example 1This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer
load of
computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees
a big sign on the
door saying:
"Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter
At Your Own Risk!"
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes
over to him.
"You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a
living?"
"I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm
hauling."
"Okay, truck drivers are not nerds," he says and
serves him a beer.
As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in
with tape around his
glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds
of pens and pencils, and a
belt at least a foot too long. The
bartender, without saying a word,
pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy
away. The truck driver is totally
shocked.
"Why did you do
that?"
"Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley
and are in
season now. You don't even need a license."
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The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and
heads
back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident,
and the
load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill
out all over
the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already
forming, grabbing up
the computers.They are all engineers,
accountants, and programmers
wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever
seen!
He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what
happened
in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away,
felling
several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes
zooming up and
jumps out of the car screaming at him to
stop.
"What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck
driver.
"Well, sure," says the patrolman. "But you can't
bait (synonyms of word bait above) 'em!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2Three
priests were fishing on a boat when
they ran out of bait.
The first priest got up and walk across
the water to get some more
bait.
After 2 hours they ran out
of
bait (synonyms of word bait above) again and the second priest said he
would go get more
bait...so he got up and walk across the water.
After 3 hours of
fishing they ran out of
bait (synonyms of word bait above) again and the third
priest said he would
get more bait. So he stepped out of the boat and went
straight to the
bottom.
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked,
"Should we
have told him where the rocks were? "
Read more about this joke.Example 3Waiter: I'm
sorry to keep you waiting.
Your soup will be ready soon.
Customer: What
bait (synonyms of word bait above) are you using?
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