balcony
Synonyms balcony

balcony

auditorium

box

box seat

catafalque

dais

dress circle

emplacement

floor

gallery

heliport

hustings

landing

landing pad

landing stage

launching pad
Examples of use word balcony Example 1A couple decided that the only
way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the
apartment
was to send him out on the
balcony (synonyms of word balcony above) and let him give a running
report on
what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood
on the
balcony (synonyms of word balcony above)
and reported on everything that was happening. "A
police car has just
called at the Hamiltons' house, the Chandlers are
taking delivery of a
new wardrobe, and the Mitchell's are having
sex." Hearing this, the
boy's parents shot bolt upright. "How do
you know the Mitchells are
having sex?" "Because their kid is
standing on the
balcony (synonyms of word balcony above) too."
Read more about this joke.Example 2A couple
decided that the only way to have a
quickie while their ten-year- old
son was in the apartment was to
send him out on the
balcony (synonyms of word balcony above) and let him
give a running report on
what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the
boy stood on the
balcony and reported on everything that was happening.
"A police car has
just called at the Hamiltons' house, the Chandlers
are taking
delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell's are having
sex."
Hearing this, the boy's parents shot bolt upright. "How do you
know the
Mitchells are having sex?" "Because their kid is standing on
the
balcony too."
Read more about this joke.Example 3Paul got off
the elevator on the 40th floor
and nervously knocked on his blind
date's door. She opened it and
was as beautiful and charming as everyone
had said.
"I'll be
ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play
with Rollo
while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls
over, shakes
hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll
jump
through."
The dog followed Paul onto the
balcony (synonyms of word balcony above) and started
rolling over. Paul
made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through
-- and over the
balcony railing. Just then Paul's date walked out.
"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"
"To tell the the truth," he replied, "he seemed a little depressed
to me."
Read more about this joke.Example 4One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to
find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she
became violent and ended up pushing him off the
balcony (synonyms of word balcony above) of
their
apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the
court on
charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything
to say to
defend herself.
"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured
that at 92, if
he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"
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