bare
Synonyms bare

bare

Spartan

absolute

and

ascetic

austere

bald

bankrupt

bare-ass

bared

barren

basic

bland

blank

bleached

bleak
Examples of use word bare Example 1A University had advertised for two
biologists to help in their
mammalogy department, specifically with a group
of captive grizzly bears.
They had only two applicants - a
beautiful young women biologist and an
older male biologist.
The
mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can
handle
working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their
skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen.
He first asked the young women to show him what she could do.
She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest
bear
walked up and nuzzled her
bare (synonyms of word bare above) legs.
The astonished
mammalogist then said to the old man, "Can you
do that?"
"You're darn right I can," said the old man, "just get that bear
out of
there first !"
Read more about this joke.Example 2Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking about how tough they were
and the tales kept
getting bigger and bigger.
The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a
200 pound crocodile and
may it cry like a baby."
The Cowboy
from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound
steer
with my
bare (synonyms of word bare above) hands."
The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept
stirring the campfire with
his leg.
Read more about this joke.Example 3A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he
noticed that the
terrain was
bare (synonyms of word bare above) with no greenery. He remarked to
the gate
keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like
Texas."
"The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter
and
second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you
?"
Read more about this joke.Example 4Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
darling?"
Husband: "Yes honey, I always
bare (synonyms of word bare above) you in mind."
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