barely
Synonyms barely

barely

a bit

a little

alone

baldly

by a hair

by an ace

closely

ever so little

exclusively

faintly

feebly

hardly

imperfectly

inappreciably

inconsequentially
Examples of use word barely Example 1President Dubya was awakened one night by an
urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star
general,
barely (synonyms of word barely above) able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad
news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad
news
first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by
creatures
from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good
news,
sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."
Read more about this joke.Example 2What's the difference between an elephant
and
a bad pupil ?
One rarely bites and the other
barely (synonyms of word barely above) writes
!
Read more about this joke.Example 3A lone tourist who is passing through the
suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical
problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks
the
car by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not
much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm
animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to
explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where
they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders.
Well, it
so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so
engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of
road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction.
The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the
possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other car,
but
unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road.
The tourist
winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs
and a broken arm
and leg and is obviously in extreme pain. The farm
animals are all
messed up very badly and the farmer, although
remaining inside the vehicle,
still suffers cuts and scrapes.
The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals.
The chickens all have broken limbs and can
barely (synonyms of word barely above) move. "These
chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens anymore!"
bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and
blows
away the chickens.
Next, he sees the pigs and they are
all lame and bleeding profusely.
"These pigs are all worthless now!
I'll get nothing for them!" yells
the farmer. With great rage, the
farmer reloads his shotgun and blows
away the pigs.
The
farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their
wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and wit
h
that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep.
Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great
horror.
The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch
and looks at the
tourist. "Are you okay down there?" asked the
farmer.
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled
back.
Read more about this joke.Example 4Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed
her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but
couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after
several
days, the fisherman said, "Let's not decide on names right now.
If we
wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us."
After several weeks had passed, the fisherman and his wife noticed
a
peculiar fact. When left alone, one of the boys would also turn
towards
the sea, while the other boy would face inland. It didn't
matter which
way the parents positioned the children, the same child
always faced
the same direction. "Let's call the boys Towards and
Away," suggested
the fisherman. His wife agreed, and from that
point on, the boys were
simply known as Towards and Away.
The
years passed and the lads grew tall and strong. The day came when
the aging fisherman said to his sons, "Boys, it is time that learned
how to make a living from the sea." They provisioned their ship,
said
their goodbyes, and set sail for a three month voyage.
The three months passed quickly for the fisherman's wife, yet the
ship
had not returned. Another three months passed, and still no ship.
Three
whole years passed before the greiving woman saw a lone man
walking
towards her house. She recognized him as her husband. "My
goodness! What
has happened to my darling boys?" she cried.
The ragged fisherman began to tell his story: "We were just
barely (synonyms of word barely above) one
whole day out to see when Towards hooked into a great fish. Towards
fought long and hard, but the fish was more than his equal. For a
whole
week they wrestled upon the waves without either of them
letting up. Yet
eventually the great fish started to win the battle, and
Towards was
pulled over the side of our ship. He was swallowed
whole, and we never
saw either of them again."
"Oh dear,
that must have been terrible! What a huge fish that must of
been!"
"Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got
Away...."
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