barman
Synonyms barman

barman

barmaid

bartender

bootlegger

publican

vintner

wine merchant
Examples of use word barman Example 1A man and his dog went into a pub. The
barman (synonyms of word barman above) said
"Sorry mate no
dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please
don't be like that,
I'm trained and I won't cause any trouble!" The
bar man was
astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with
the dog and it's owner.
After a while the owner went to the toilet
and the
barman (synonyms of word barman above) saw his
chance for a prank. He said to the dog
"Would you do me a favor as a wind
up, will you go down to my friends
bakers shop and order a loaf of
bread??" "Sure!" Replied the dog. The
bar man gave the dog a fiver and
the dog left.
When the
owner came out of the toilet he went into a panic when he saw
his dog
had gone. The
barman (synonyms of word barman above) said "It's ok he's gone down to the
bakery
for me" The owner was livid "It IS NOT OK he's never been out on
his
own, anything could happen to him he could get run over.
The
owner spent the next hour searching for his dog, walking the
str
eets frantically. As he was walking he heard strange noises coming
from an
ally way, he went down and there was his dog having it's
wicked way
with a lady poodle. "ROVER!" Shouted the owner "You've had
me worried
sick, what's the matter with you you've never
dissapeared like this
before!" The dog replied "I've never had a fiver
before!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
undertakes to prove to the
barman (synonyms of word barman above) that he is sober.
He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that
cat
coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see
four!"
The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he
responds,
"You're drunker than I thought!", taking the rest of the
alcohol away,
"That cat isn't coming in, it's going out!"
Read more about this joke.Example 3A man walks into a bar with
a piece of
asphalt under his arm and asks the
barman (synonyms of word barman above) "Can I have a
drink for me and
one for the road?"
Read more about this joke.Example 4A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The
barman (synonyms of word barman above) says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes
into the bar again and says...
'What did you do that for!'
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