bartender
Synonyms bartender

bartender

barkeep

barkeeper

barmaid

barman

bootlegger

brewer

distiller

hostess

liquor dealer

liquor store owner

publican

vintner

waiter

waitress

wine merchant
Examples of use word bartender Example 1A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm
Jesus
Christ.''
The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm
Jesus Christ.''
So the drunk says it to the second priest.
The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''
The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into
the
bar with the priests.
The
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) takes on look at the
drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus
Christ, you're here again?''
Read more about this joke.Example 2There were these three
brothers that were
very close to each other. The brothers always went to a
local bar on
every Friday at 5:30 on the dot.
When the brothers
got married they all got married to their wifes to be
on the same
day and at the same place.
When the brothers moved away from
each other to go on with their lives
with their new wife, they all
promised each other that they would still
go to the bar every friday
at 5:30 and drink for each other.
On the first Friday that the
brothers were separated, the first brother
went to a local bar and
ordered three drinks. He took one sip from the
first glass the took
one sip from the second glass then from the third.
He did this
until all the beer was gone, then he paid the
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) and
went home.
This kept up for about three week before the
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) finally
asked
why he did that. The guy explained about the promise th
at he had with his
brothers. The
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) said that he thought
that was a very good
promise to keep with each other.
One day
the same guy came in and asked for only two glasses of beer.
The
bartender thinking something awful has happened, said "I am awfully
sorry about your brother."
The guy not knowing anything about
what the
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) was talking about
said "What happened to him?" The
bartender said that when he only
ordered two drinks instead of
three he thought that something awful had
happened.
The brother
then said "No, nothing happened to my brother, I just
decided to
give up alcohol."
Read more about this joke.Example 3A man walks in to a bar and
says to the
bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt
scotch quick!"]
The
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) pours the shots, and the man drinks
them as fast as he
can.
The
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) says " Wow. I never
saw anybady drink that fast."
The man says " well you would drink
as fast as I do if you had what I
have."
The
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) says
" Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?"
The man looks at
him and says " Fifty cents."
Read more about this joke.Example 4A guy stumbles
through the
front door of a bar, ambles up to the
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) and orders a
beer.
The
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but
I
can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The
guy
swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later the
guy comes flying through the side door of the
bar, and yells for a
beer.
Again the
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) says,"I'm sorry, sir...but I can't
serve
you...you've already had too much to drink!"
Ten
minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back
door
of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer.
Again, the
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) says to the man..."I'm really sorry, sir, but
you've had too much to drink...you're going to have to leave!"
The guy looks quizzically at the
bartender (synonyms of word bartender above) and says finally, "My God,
man... How many bars do you work at?!!!"
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