base
Synonyms base

base

Mickey Mouse

abhorrent

abject

abominable

acid

acidity

aetiology

agent

alkali

alkalinity

anchor

angle

anion

antacid

antecedents
Examples of use word base Example 1After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at
Rhein-Main
Air
base (synonyms of word base above) in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all
under age 11.
Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the
cramped
customs area. A young customs official watched our
entourage in disbelief,
''Ma'am,'' he said, ''do all these children
and this luggage
belong to you?''
''Yes, sir,'' my
mother said with a sigh, ''they're all
mine.''
The
customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any
weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?''
''Sir,'' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I
would have used them by now.''
Read more about this joke.Example 2Q: What is
that insensitive bit at the
base (synonyms of word base above)
of the penis called?
A: The man.
Read more about this joke.Example 3An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for
departure from Thule Air
base (synonyms of word base above) in Greenland. They were waiting for the
truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding
tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving,
and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the
tank pumped out.
When the commander berated the Airman for his
slowness and promised
punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have
no stripes, it is 20 below
zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I
am pumping sewage out of
airplanes. Just what are you going to do
to punish me?"
Read more about this joke.Example 4The story goes that Air Force One was
over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF
base (synonyms of word base above) "Requesting
Radar".
"What is you position?" asked ATC
"You got radar
you find us" Air Force One replied.
After a few minutes ATC
announced "Air Force One we're changing
frequency"
"What
frequency are you changing to?" asked Air Force One
"You've got 720
channels - you find us!" ATC replied.
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