basement
Synonyms basement

basement

archives

armoury

arsenal

attic

bank

base

baseboard

basis

bathroom

bay

bearing wall

bed

bedding

bedrock

bin
Examples of use word basement Example 1Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three
basement (synonyms of word basement above) windows?
A: It took her six days just to
dig the holes to put the ladder
in.
Read more about this joke.Example 2After shopping for most of the day, a couple
returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police
station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to
the
parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of
the crime.
To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two
tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking
your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your
ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the
inconvenience. Here
are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks,
the
country-and-western music star."
Their faith in humanity
restored, the couple attend the concert and
return home late. They
find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods
have been taken
from thoughout the house, from
basement (synonyms of word basement above) to attic. And,
there is
a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I
have
to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"
Read more about this joke.Example 3Q: What is the
basement (synonyms of word basement above) where White House
staffers work called?
A: The whine cellar.
Read more about this joke.Example 4Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
suicide by
jumping from the
basement (synonyms of word basement above) window.
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