basic
Synonyms basic

basic

aboriginal

acid

alkali

austere

bare

basal

basilar

bedrock

biochemical

bottom

capital

central

chaste

chemical

chief
Examples of use word basic Example 1During an army
basic (synonyms of word basic above) training, the lieutenant
took the
batch on a match and asked each of them where home was.
After everyone had
answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong,
the army is now your
home".
Back at the barracks, he read the
evening duties, then asked the first
sergeant if he had anything to
say "you bet I do" the sergeant
replied, "men, while you were gone
today, I found beds improperly made,
clothes not hanging correctly,
shoes not shined and footlockers a mess.
Where do you think you
are? Home?
Read more about this joke.Example 2A somewhat advanced society has figured
how to package
basic (synonyms of word basic above) knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some
learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills
are
available.
The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for
English literature."
The student takes the pill and swallows it and
has new knowledge about
English literature!
"What else do
you have?" asks the student.
"Well, I have pills for art history,
biology, and world history,"
replies the pharmacist.
The
student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge
about
those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for
math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment." He goes back into
the
storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on
the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires
the student.
The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know ... mat
h always was a little
hard to swallow."
Read more about this joke.Example 3As the family gathered for a big dinner
together, the
youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed
up at
an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the
table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief
that he could handle this new situation.
"Oh, come on, quit
pulling our legs," snickered one: "You didn't
really do that, did
you?"
"I'm positive you'd never get through
basic (synonyms of word basic above) training"
scoffed
another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help;
but she was just gazing
at him. When she finally spoke, it was to
voice a single question: "Do
you really plan to make your own bed
every morning?"
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