bat
Synonyms bat

bat

aardvark

agate

alpaca

anteater

antelope

antelope chipmunk

armadillo

ass

bacchanal

bacchanalia

bacchanalian

badger

bag

ball

bang
Examples of use word bat Example 1Why did the
bat (synonyms of word bat above) miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long.
Read more about this joke.Example 2A vampire
bat (synonyms of word bat above) came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood. He parked himself on the
cave's roof to get some sleep.
Soon all the other bats smelled the
blood and began hassling him about
where he got it. He told them to
shut up and let him get some sleep, but
they persisted until he
finally gave in. "OK, follow me." He flew out
of the cave with
hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley
they went, across a
river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed
down and all the
other bats excitedly milled around him. "Do you see
that tree over
there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a
frenzy. "Well I
didn't!"
Read more about this joke.Example 3After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the
long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the
department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a
toy store to pick up a gift for
my son. I brought my selection - a
baseball
bat (synonyms of word bat above) - to the cash
register. "Cash or charge?" the clerk
asked.
"Cash," I snapped.
Then, apologizing for my rudeness, I explained,
"I've spent the
afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."
"Shall I giftwrap the bat?"
the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you
going
back there?"
Read more about this joke.Example 4A baseball manager who had an
ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor
said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball
when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come
you
let the pitcher
bat (synonyms of word bat above) yesterday with the tying run on second and
two men
out in the ninth?"
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him
now. Next.
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