bats
Synonyms bats

bats

balmy

bananas

batty

bonkers

buggy

bugs

crackers

cuckoo

daffy

dippy

dotty

flaky

flipped

freaked-out

fruity
Examples of use word bats Example 1There are
bats (synonyms of word bats above) hanging of a branch
upside down, all except one. Two
bats (synonyms of word bats above) comment: "What's happened to this
one?
- I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then
he
fainted.
Read more about this joke.Example 2A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood. He parked himself on the
cave's roof to get some sleep.
Soon all the other
bats (synonyms of word bats above) smelled the
blood and began hassling him about
where he got it. He told them to
shut up and let him get some sleep, but
they persisted until he
finally gave in. "OK, follow me." He flew out
of the cave with
hundreds of
bats (synonyms of word bats above) behind him. Down through a valley
they went, across a
river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed
down and all the
other
bats (synonyms of word bats above) excitedly milled around him. "Do you see
that tree over
there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the
bats (synonyms of word bats above) all screamed in a
frenzy. "Well I
didn't!"
Read more about this joke.Example 3Why are
bats (synonyms of word bats above) blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day would it?
Read more about this joke.Example 4Three Pastors from the south were having
lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya
know, since summer started I've
been having trouble with
bats (synonyms of word bats above) in my
loft
and attic at church.
I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing
seems to scare them
away.
Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in
my belfry and
in
the attic. I've even had the place fumigated,
and they won't go
away."
The third said, "I baptized all
mine, and made them members of the
church... Haven't seen one back
since!"
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