be at
Synonyms be at

be at

aggravate

annoy

appear

attend

badger

bait

bedevil

beset

bother

bristle

bug

burn up

come to

devil

discompose
Examples of use word be at Example 1A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,
"Rome? Why would anyone want
to go there?
It's crowded & dirty
and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to
Rome.
So, how
are you getting there?"
"We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We
got a great rate!"
"TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a
terrible airline. Their
planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly,
and they're always late.
So, where are you staying in
Rome?"
"We'll
be at (synonyms of word be at above) the downtown International Marriott."
"That
dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small,
the
service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when
you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope
to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a
million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size
of an ant. Boy, good luck on
this lousy trip of yours. You're
going to need it."
A month later, the man again came in for his
regular haircut. The
barber asked him about his trip to
Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in
one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped
us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a
beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and
foot.
And the hotel-it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million
remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too,
were
overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential
suite at no
extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the barber, "I
know you didn't get to see the
pope."
"Actually, we were quite
lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the
shoulder and explained that the pope likes to
personally me
et some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
into
his private room and wait the pope would personally greet me. Sure
enough, five minutes later the pope walked through the door and shook
my hand! I knelt down as he spoke a few words to me."
"Really?"
asked the Barber. "What'd he say?"
He said, "Where'd you get
the lousy haircut?
Read more about this joke.Example 2One of Microsoft's finest
technicans was
drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he
was given
some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots
at the
target. The report came from the target area that all attempts
had
completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his
rifle, and then at the target. He looked
at the rifle again, and then at
the target again. He put his finger over
the end of the rifle
barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other
hand. The end of his
finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the
target area,
"It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must
be at (synonyms of word be at above)
your end!"
Read more about this joke.Example 3A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am 54 years old,
and by the time you get this letter I will
be at (synonyms of word be at above) the
Grand Hotel
with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."
When he
arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that
read
as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time
you receive this letter I will
be at (synonyms of word be at above) the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen
year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely
appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into
18."
Read more about this joke.Example 4A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes
of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced
dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year
old
daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to
be at (synonyms of word be at above) one
time)
that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could
they be? She left in the ambulance
forty-five minutes ago!" the
former blonde asked.
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