beach
Synonyms beach

beach

bank

berm

careen

cast away

coast

coastline

embankment

foreshore

ground

lido

littoral

margin

pile up

riverside

run aground
Examples of use word beach Example 1There
was a guy walking down the street in
San Francisco, and he tripped over
an old looking oil lamp.
He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was
priceless.
While he was running to the antique shop to cash
this puppy in, it
rubbed against his shirt.
POOF! A genie
popped out of his pocket!
The very angry looking Genie said, "All
right, I have had enough with
this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you
stole me away from my HBO Special,
I will only give you one wish!"
The surprised man said, "OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge
condo
on the
beach (synonyms of word beach above) with three million dollars in the master
bedroom, but I am
afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a
bridge from here to
Hawaii."
The genie replied with a smirk,
"Are you crazy? Do you know how long
that will take, with the pillars
going down to the bottom of the ocean,
all the cement it wou
ld take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just
can't happen."
The man said, "Fine then, I want to understand women."
The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?
Read more about this joke.Example 2Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
journalist are
covering a political convention in Miami. They
decide to walk up and down
the
beach (synonyms of word beach above) during their lunch hour. Halfway up
the beach, they stumbled
upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie
appears and says "Normally I
would grant you three wishes, but
since there are three of you, I will
grant you each one
wish."
The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my
life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The
genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St.
Thomas.
The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life
living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money
worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the
Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And
what would your
wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want the
m both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the
deadline for
tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.
Read more about this joke.Example 3There was this General-in-training,
and his superioirs
were asking him questions "What happened on June 6,
1944?" "We
stormed the
beach (synonyms of word beach above) at Normandy, which later became known as
D-Day, sir!"
"What was the turining point of wordl war 2?" "Battle
of the bulge,
sir!" "What's is the importance of May 12" The Man
thought and
thought "I don't know, sir!" The superior then said
"Well, I'll tell
your wife that you forgot her birhtday"
Read more about this joke.Example 4A salesman walking along the
beach (synonyms of word beach above) found a
bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will
grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since
Satan
still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as
well -- only double."
The salesman thought about this for a while.
"For my first wish, I
would like ten million dollars," he
announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and
assured
the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has
just
received $20,000,000," the genie said.
"I've
always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari
appeared. "But your rival has just received two
Ferraris," the genie said.
"And what is your last wish?"
"Well," said the salesman, "I've
always wanted to donate a kidney
for transplant."
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