beak
Synonyms beak

beak

arbiter

arbitrator

bencher

bill

bow

bowsprit

bugle

cape

conk

court

critic

down spout

figurehead

forecastle

foredeck
Examples of use word beak Example 1A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know
you are always sat in that window sticking your
beak (synonyms of word beak above) in, when me
and my
new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round
and and no
matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or
I'll break your
neck, do you understand?" The parrot reluctantly
agrees.
On returning from the wedding the parrot turns round as
instructed, and
behind him the bride and groom start to pack for the
honeymoon. The
wife however has packed too much and they can't get
the case closed.
"Get on top and sit on it baby!" Says the man the
woman does so and
grunts and moans but can't shut the case. "You
get on top baby it might be
better" Says the wife, so the man grunts
and groans and tries his best
but still cant shut the
case.
After a little thought the man says "Ok we'll both get on top see
if
that's any better!" The parrot turns round and says "Neck or
no neck
I have to see this!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2What do you call a woodpecker with no
beak (synonyms of word beak above) ?
A headbanger !
Read more about this joke.Example 3What did one chicken say to the other after they
walked through poison ivy ?
"You scratch my
beak (synonyms of word beak above) and I'll
scratch yours !"
Read more about this joke.Example 4Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
complain that his canary wouldn't sing.
"File the
beak (synonyms of word beak above) just
a little," said the owner, "and the bird will
sing. But if you file
it too much, the canary will die."
Two weeks later Pearson ran
into Calvin on the street and asked about
his canary.
"He
died," said Calvin.
"But I told you not to file the
beak (synonyms of word beak above) too
much."
"I didn't," explained Calvin, "but by the time I got him
out of the
vise, he was already dead."
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