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A little girl spoke to her teacher about
whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a
human because even though it is a very large mammal,
its throat is very
small.
The little girl said, "But how can
that be? Jonah was swallowed by a
whale."
Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human. "It is
physically impossible!" she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said,
"Well, when I get to heaven I will
ask Jonah."
To this, the
teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?" Read more about this joke.
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