beaten
Synonyms beaten

beaten

all in

all up with

automatic

beat

beat up

bested

blistered

blistering

blistery

bone-weary

bubbling

bubbly

burbling

bushed

carbonated
Examples of use word beaten Example 1Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback.
He had
scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he
couldn't
find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl
win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene
in Bosnia.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Bosnian soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
straight into a
15th-story window 200 yards away -- ka- boom! He
threw another hand
grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away
-- ka-blooey! Then a
car passed, going 90 mph -- bulls-eye!
"I've got to get this guy!" Ross said to himself. "He has the
perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the
great game of
football, and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl
for the first time in
history.
The young Bosnian is lioni
zed as the Great Hero of football, and when
Ross asks him what he
wants, all the young man wants to do is to call
his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl."
"I
don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted
us.
You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!"
the young man pleads. "I
just won the greatest sporting event in the
world. I'm here among
thousands of my adoring fans."
"No,
let me tell you," the mother retorts. "At this very moment,
there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your two brothers were
beaten (synonyms of word beaten above) within an inch of their lives last week,
and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
The
old lady pauses, and then tearfully says "...I'll never forgive
you
for making us move to Detroit."
Read more about this joke.Example 2A couple of young guys were fishing
at
their special pond off the
beaten (synonyms of word beaten above) track when out of the bushes jumped
the game warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod
down and started running
through the woods like a bat out of hell and
hot on his heels came the
game warden.
After about a half
mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his
hands on his thighs
to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught
up to him.
"Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped.
With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a
valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden.
"You must be about as dumb as a
box of rocks! You don't have to run
from me if you have a valid
license!"
"Yes sir," replied the
young feller. "But my friend back there,
well, he don't have
one..."
Read more about this joke.Example 3The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch
it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn
the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and
they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes
in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten (synonyms of word beaten above)
bear. The
bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!"
Read more about this joke.Example 4Did you hear
about the witch who went in for
the lovely legs competition?
She was
beaten (synonyms of word beaten above) by the microphone
stand.
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