Free Online dictionary of english synonyms with 20 900 words.
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Example 1 The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to
operate you
again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves
inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of(synonyms of word because of above) them, I'd rather pay
for them if you
just leave me alone." Read more about this joke.
Example 2 Computers manufacturer is considering changing
the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of(synonyms of word because of above) the
flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. Read more about this joke.
Example 3 An old couple in an old folks home are having an
affair, nothing much
they just sit watching TV late at night while
the old woman holds the
old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man
ends the affair because of(synonyms of word because of above)
another woman. The old woman's distraught
and yells, "WHAT'S THIS OTHER
WOMAN GOT THAT I HAVEN'T!" The old
man smiles and says,
"Parkinson's disease" Read more about this joke.
Example 4 A tourist from the United
States of America
is at a resturant
in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the
best
country in the world because of(synonyms of word because of above) the freedoms it has. He
says,
"Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front
of the
White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President
Clinton is a
bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." The
Cuban waiter replies,
"We have that same freedom in Cuba. I
could stand in front of El
Capital and yell the same thing and
nothing would be done to me
too!" Read more about this joke.
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Example of funny text with word "because of"
When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the productbecause of(look left to see synonyms of word because of)embarrassment.