bed
Synonyms bed

bed

a world-without-end bargain

accommodation

accommodations

alliance

alpine garden

aqueduct

arboretum

arroyo

band

base

basement

basin

basis

bassinet

bearing wall
Examples of use word bed Example 1A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in
bed (synonyms of word bed above) either!" he
shouted and stormed off to
work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd
better make amends and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife
picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in
bed."
"What were you doing in
bed (synonyms of word bed above) this late?"
"Getting a second
opinion."
Read more about this joke.Example 2Sherlock Holmes and Matthew
Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to
bed (synonyms of word bed above) and were
lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up.
What do
you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we
will have another nice day tomorrow. What
does it mean to you,
Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
Read more about this joke.Example 3I've been on my computer all night!
Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable on a
bed (synonyms of word bed above) like everyone
else?
Read more about this joke.Example 4There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a
half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next
to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come
on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just
can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that.
Today is the worst day of my life. First, I
overslept and was late
for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and
then fired me.
"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was
stolen.
The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to
return home,
and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I
found that I
left my whole wallet in the cab.
"I got
home only to find my wife was in
bed (synonyms of word bed above) with the gardener. I left
home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about
putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."
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