cab
Synonyms cab

cab

bus

goo

gunk

hack

mail coach

omnibus

stage

taxi
Examples of use word cab Example 1There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a
half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next
to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come
on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just
can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that.
Today is the worst day of my life. First, I
overslept and was late
for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and
then fired me.
"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was
stolen.
The police said they could do nothing. I then got a
cab (synonyms of word cab above) to
return home,
and after I paid the
cab (synonyms of word cab above) driver and the
cab (synonyms of word cab above) had gone, I
found that I
left my whole wallet in the cab.
"I got
home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left
home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about
putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."
Read more about this joke.Example 2A blonde, a brunette, and a
man are driving
in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front
with the
man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a
bridge
the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the
bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way
out of the
cab (synonyms of word cab above) and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde
came
out of the water, panting and breathless.
''Where have
you been?'' asked the man.
''I can't believe you left me
down there! I couldn't get the
tailgate open!''
Read more about this joke.Example 3A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
New York on a dark
night. The passenger taps the driver on the
shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screams, loses control of
the car, nearly hits a bus, drives
up on the sidewalk, and stops
inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in
the cab, then the driver said,
"Look friend, don't EVER do that
again. You scared the daylights out of
me!"
The passenger
apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little
tap" could scare
him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together
replied, "Sorry, it's
not really your fault.
Today is my first
day as a
cab (synonyms of word cab above) driver - I've been driving hearses for
the last 25
years!
Read more about this joke.Example 4A fellow was following a truck in heavy
traffic.
Every block or so, when
they were stopped at a stop light, the
driver of the truck would jump
out
of the
cab (synonyms of word cab above) with a big stick and
bang on the side of the cargo bay.
He'd
then jump back into
the
cab (synonyms of word cab above) in time to drive away when the signal
changed.
The first
fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand
it
no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick,
the
first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. "I'm sorry to
bother
you," he
said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very
curious; could you
tell
me what you are doing?" Without breaking
rhythm, the truck driver
replied,
"Sure, Mac. Ya see, this
here's a six-ton truck but I've got eight
tons of
canaries
aboard, so I've gotta keep two ton of them flying all the
time so
I don't break an axle".
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