can
Synonyms can

can

Casanova

ass

axe

backside

bag

barrel

basement

basket

bathroom

battleship

be able

be up to

bedpan

behind

boot
Examples of use word can Example 1What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How
can (synonyms of word can above) you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
Read more about this joke.Example 2A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong
mean-looking, hulking guy
plops
down in the seat next to him and
immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick,
but he's afraid to
wake
the big guy up to ask if he
can (synonyms of word can above) go to the
bathroom. He knows he can't
climb over him, and so the little guy
is sitting there, looking at the
big
guy, trying to decide what
to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable
wave of
nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in
any longer
and
he pukes all over the big guy's
chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees
the
vomit all over him.
"So," says the little guy, "are you
feeling better now?"
Read more about this joke.Example 3How
can (synonyms of word can above) you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
It has a rattle.
Read more about this joke.Example 4A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm
Jesus
Christ.''
The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm
Jesus Christ.''
So the drunk says it to the second priest.
The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''
The drunk says, ''Look, I
can (synonyms of word can above) prove it.'' and walks back into
the
bar with the priests.
The bartender takes on look at the
drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus
Christ, you're here again?''
Read more about this joke.