candidate
Synonyms candidate

candidate

addict

agent

also-ran

applicant

appointee

aspirant

aspirer

assignee

baby kisser

bidder

campaigner

claimant

collector

coveter

dark horse
Examples of use word candidate Example 1There was this man who was in a
horrible
accident, and was injured. But
the only permanent damage he suffered
was the amputation of both of his
ears. As a result of this
'unusual' handicap, he was very
self-conscious
about his having no
ears.
Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money
from the
insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own
business, so
he
decided with all this money he had, he now had
the means to own a
business. So he went out and purchased a small,
but expanding computer
firm. But he realized that he had no
business knowledge at all, so he
decided that he would have to hire
someone to run the business. He
picked
out three top candidates, and
interviewed each of them. The first
interview went really well. He
really liked this guy. His last question
for this first
candidate (synonyms of word candidate above)
was, 'Do you notice anything unusual about
me?'
The guy s
aid, 'Now that you mention it, you have no ears.' The man
got
really upset and threw the guy out. The second interview went even
better
than the first. This
candidate (synonyms of word candidate above) was much better than the
first. Again,
to
conclude the interview, the man asked the same
question again, 'Do you
notice anything unusual about me?' This
guy also noticed, 'Yes, you
have
no ears.' The man was really
upset again, and threw this second
candidate
out. Then he had
the third interview.. The third
candidate (synonyms of word candidate above) was even
better
than
the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he
wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, 'Do you notice
anything
unusual about me?' The guy replied 'Yeah, you're wearing
contact
lenses.'
Surprised, the man then asked, 'Wow! That's
quite perceptive of you!
How
could you tell?' The guy burst out
laughing and said, 'Well, You
can't
wear glasses if you d
on't have any ears!'
Read more about this joke.Example 2Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a
candidate (synonyms of word candidate above) gets
elected?
Read more about this joke.Example 3A famous professor of surgery died and
went to heaven. At the
pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper:
'Have you ever committed a
sin you truly regret?'
'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young
candidate (synonyms of word candidate above) at the
hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the
Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the
referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that
now.'
'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor
sin. You may
enter.'
'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,'
the professor ansvered.
'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the
gatekeeper. 'He is having his
lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'
Read more about this joke.Example 4A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the
gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the
professor ansvered. 'When I was a young
candidate (synonyms of word candidate above) at the hospital of
Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community
Hospital,
and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee
did not se it
so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'
'Well,' said
the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may
enter.' 'Thank
you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor
ansvered. 'Im am not Saint
Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having
his lunchbreak. I am Saint
Lucas.'
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