canoe
Synonyms canoe

canoe

ark

auxiliary

barge

boat

cargo boat

carry sail

cat

catamaran

circumnavigate

coast

cockle

cockleshell

cog

coracle

cross
Examples of use word canoe Example 1A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad
news is that now
we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We
will put you in a pot,
cook you, eat you and then we're going to
use your skins to build a
canoe. The good news is that you can
choose how to die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief
gives him a sword,
the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs
himself through.
The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please."
The chief gives him a
pistol, the Englishman points it at his head
and says, "God save the
queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he
shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts
jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest,
everywhere.
There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The
chief is
appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"
And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your
canoe (synonyms of word canoe above) you stupid
cannibal!
Read more about this joke.Example 2Two anthropologists fly
to the
south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent
islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a
canoe (synonyms of word canoe above)
over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he
gets
there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a group
of
natives.
"Greetings! How is it going?" says the visiting
anthropologist.
"Wonderful!" says the other, "I have discovered
an important fact
about the local language! Watch!"
He points
at a palm tree and says, "what is that?"
The natives, in unison, say
"Umbalo-gong!"
He then points at a rock and says, "and that?"
The
natives again intone "Umbalo-gong!"
"You see!", says the beaming
anthropologist, "They use the SAME word
for 'rock' and for 'palm
tree'!"
"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished visiting
anthropologist,
"On the other island, the same word means 'ind
ex finger'!"
Read more about this joke.