capital
Synonyms capital

capital

ability

advantageous

all-absorbing

alphabetic

apical

arch

ascender

assets

auspicious

available means

back

balance

banner

basic

bastard type
Examples of use word capital Example 1Laws of
Accounting
1. Trial balances
don't
2. Bank reconciliations never do
3. Working
capital (synonyms of word capital above) does
not
4. Return on Investments never will
Read more about this joke.Example 2The accountant had just read the story of
Cinderella to his
four-year-old daughter for the first time. The
little girl was fascinated
by the story, especially the part where the
pumpkin turns into a golden
coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy,
when the pumpkin turned into a
golden coach, would that be classed
as income or a long-term
capital (synonyms of word capital above)
gain?"
Read more about this joke.Example 3A St. Louis mother
telephoned the
capital (synonyms of word capital above)
building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the
game
warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice
finally
said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.
"Yes."
"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme
some help with my son's birthday party?"
Read more about this joke.Example 4A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz
me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's
the
capital (synonyms of word capital above) of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so
easy! F."
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