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captain
Synonyms captain
captain
OD
administer
administrate
admiral
aide
aide-de-camp
air pilot
astronaut
aviator
bailiff
barnstormer
be master
be responsible for
beadle
beagle
Examples of use word captain
Example 1
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain (synonyms of word captain above) made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!" Silence Then, the captain (synonyms of word captain above) came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
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Example 2
A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pilots she stops him "Excuse me, Captain" she says, "I am doing a survey on human sexuality...I was wondering if you could answer a few questions..." The pilot agrees, and the young lady starts questioning him. After three questions, she asks him "...and when was the last time you had sex?". Straight away the captain (synonyms of word captain above) replies "1959". The girl was shocked. She looks at the captain (synonyms of word captain above) and asks "1959 isn't that a long time ago?". "Oh" the pilot replies "I guess so...but it's only 2015 now..."
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Example 3
The captain (synonyms of word captain above) was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the captain (synonyms of word captain above) finally spoke. He said, " I don't like Chinese. " The F.O. replied, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that? " The captain (synonyms of word captain above) said, " You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese. " The F.O. said, " Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE, not Chinese. " And the captain (synonyms of word captain above) answered, " Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike. " Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, " No like Jew. " The captain (synonyms of word captain above) replied, " Why not? Why don't you like Jews? " " Jews sink Titanic. " Said the F.O. The captain (synonyms of word captain above) tried to correct him, " No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg. " " Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same "
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Example 4
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain (synonyms of word captain above) made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain (synonyms of word captain above) speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!" Silence. Then, the captain (synonyms of word captain above) came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
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Example of funny text with word "captain"
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually acaptain (look left to see synonyms of word captain)Kirk mask painted white.