Free online dictionary of english synonyms
Free Online dictionary of english synonyms with 20 900 words.
What are synonyms? Synonyms are a group of different word
with identical or at least similar meanings. SynonymsOnline.info
is a dictionary resource for English synonyms.
casket
Synonyms casket
casket
bottle up
box
box in
box up
cabin
case
chest
cloister
closet
coffer
coffin
confine
container
cramp
crib
Examples of use word casket
Example 1
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, "When you are in your casket (synonyms of word casket above) and your friends and family are mourning about your death, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy, a well known botanist says, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest botanists of my time, and left an eternal contribution to the botanical world." The second guy, an ornithologist, says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful birder and made a huge difference in the recovery of our bird populations." The last guy, a scruffy mammalogist, replies, "I would like to hear them say... 'LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!' "
Read more about this joke.
Example 2
During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket (synonyms of word casket above) was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and the pastor's benediction was drowned out by a blinding flash of lightning, followed by terrific thunder. "Well, at least we know she got there all right," commented her husband
Read more about this joke.
Example 3
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket (synonyms of word casket above) and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"
Read more about this joke.
Example 4
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket (synonyms of word casket above) containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed. To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?" "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
Read more about this joke.
English synonyms online
NEWS
English synonyms online casket
Example of funny text
Some breeds of chickens lay colored eggs!