cast
Synonyms cast

cast

a thing for

abandon

abdicate

about ship

account

acting company

actor

add

address

adhesive tape

aesthetic form

affinity

age group

aggregate

aim
Examples of use word cast Example 1An Irish priest loved to fly
fish, it was
an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so
bad
that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his
favourite flies out of their box
Strangly though, every Sunday
the weather had been good, but of course
Sunday is the day he has to
go to work.
The weather forcast was good again for the coming
Sunday so he called a
fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice
and be in bed with the
flu. He asked him to take over his
sermon.
The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast
so
that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was
keeping watch
and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed
that he would
do something about it.
With the first
cast (synonyms of word cast above) of
his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly.
For over an hour
the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the
fish. At
the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned
out
to be a world record Salmon.
Confused the angel asked God, "Why
did you let him catch that huge
fish? I thought you were going to
teach him a lesson."
God replied "I did. Who do you think he's
going to tell?"
Read more about this joke.Example 2One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful
beach, with his
fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary
line
cast (synonyms of word cast above) out into the
sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the
warmth of the afternoon sun
and the prospect of catching a fish.
About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying
to
relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the
fisherman
sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman
was fishing
instead of working harder to make a living for himself
and his family.
"You aren't going to catch many fish that
way," said the businessman
to the fisherman, "you should be working
rather than lying on the
beach!"
The fisherman looked up at
the businessman, smiled and replied, "And
what will my reward be?"
"Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the
businessman's answer.
"And then what will my reward be?"
asked the fisherman, still
smiling.
The businessman
replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to
buy a boat, which
will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And
then what will my
reward be?" asked the fisherman again.
The businessman was
beginning to get a little irritated with the
fisherman's questions.
"You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to
work for you!" he
said.
"And then what will my reward be?" repeated the
fisherman.
The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand?
You can
build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world,
and let all
your employees catch fish for you!"
Once again
the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?"
The
businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman,
"Don't you
understand that you can become so rich that you will never have
to
work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your day
s
sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a
care in
the world!"
The fisherman, still smiling, looked up
and said, "And what do you
think I'm doing right now?"
Read more about this joke.Example 3MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat
there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.
"What are ye doing?"
asked O'Bannon.
"Fishin'," said MacAndrews.
"Caught
anything?"
"Ach, nae a bite,"
"What are ye usin' fer
bait?"
"Worms"
"Let me see it," said
O'Bannon.
MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and handed it to his cousin.
O'Bannon took out his flask of potcheen and dipped the worm in it. He
handed it back to MacAndrews, who
cast (synonyms of word cast above) his line once more. As soon as
the worm hit the water, his rod bent over double, the line screaming
out.
"Have ye got a bite?" asked O'Bannon.
"No!"
shouted MacAndrews, fighting with the rod, "The worm's got a
salmon
by the throat!"
Read more about this joke.Example 4A man is strolling past the mental
hospital and suddenly
remembers an important
meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late
or not.
Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the
hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon
me, sir, but do you
have the time?"
The patient calls back,
"One moment!" and throws himself upon the
ground, pulling out a
short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the
ground, and,
pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the
stick is
vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel
ruler,
measures the precise length of the shadow
cast (synonyms of word cast above) by the
stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient
calculates
rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to
the
pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided
today is August 16th,
which I believe it is."
The man
can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets
his watch
accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was
really quite
remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy
day, or at night, when
the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds
up his wrist and says,
"I suppose I'd just look at my watch."
Read more about this joke.