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Example 1 It was well known that a certain lake was very
poor for
fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice
that one guy kept
coming home with his limit of fish on several
occations. He asked the guy:
"How is it that you are catching(synonyms of word catching above) fish out of
that lake when no one
else can?" The guy replied: "Well I am going
back up there tommorow, why
don't you come along?" And, so the
warden did. They were in the boat
when the fisherman reached over and
lit a stick of dynamite and then
tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There
were fish floating to the surface all
over! The game warden freaked
out, and said: "You can't do that!
That's illeagal!" The
fisherman reached over and lit another stick and
said: "Are you going to
fish, or talk?" Read more about this joke.
Example 2 Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
having a great day catching(synonyms of word catching above) fish.
The first blonde said "This
is such a great spot, we need to mark it
so we can come back."
The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat.
The first blonde asked "What are you doing?"
The second
blonde replied "Marking the spot."
"Don't be stupid" the first
blonde said. "What if we don't get the
same boat next time?" Read more about this joke.
Example 3 A small town Doctor was famous in the area for
always catching(synonyms of word catching above) large fish.
One day while he was on one of
his frequent fishing trips he got a call
that a woman at a
neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her
aid and delivered a
healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so
the Doctor used his
fishing scales.
The baby weighed 22 lbs
10 oz.. Read more about this joke.
Example 4 Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching(synonyms of word catching above) anything.
A: Three Men And A Baby Read more about this joke.